The handsome, articulate, intelligent man wore a bright green midriff peasant blouse. Not really. No intelligent person would do that. But I offer up this sentence not as an example of fashion sense ...
It is a lovely warm August day outside, and I am wearing a green loose top. Does the second part of that sentence sound strange to you? Perhaps you think I should have written “loose green top.” ...
As a whole, English makes absolutely no sense. That becomes particularly evident in spelling. Consider the fictitious word "ghoti," an often cited example of English's confusing sounds. "Ghoti" ...